if your name starts with an "M," go away

Allaire Breton

—works in a record store. He is the founder, lead guitarist, keyboardist, and original frontman of Did Not Sleep, although the band used to go by another name when Misha was around. Things have long changed since then.

With the exception of James, all his friends are girls. He enjoys journaling, fruity drinks, and walks on the boardwalk. He's also crippled by the masculine virtues his family's imposed on him and he hasn't a clue on what to do about it.

He considers Max a gaudy whore and, therefore, his antithesis. The very foundation Allaire's set up for his carefully curated world begins to crumble when he finds out that his best friend Valentina's started seeing him. Ultimately, he's convinced that every person whose name begins with the letter "M" is the devil incarnate.

Anyway, please pay no mind to the chaos; he's enamored with these picks as of late:

1. Suede, "So Young"
2. Pulp, "Underwear"
3. a-ha,"The Sun Always Shines on T.V."
4. Suicide "Surrender"
5. Duran Duran, "Skin Trade"

True Faith